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Joke of the Day
"Helen Keller walks into a bar Then a table, then a stool..."
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"*stares at phone* why cant i sleep *puts phone face-up on bed, the screen brigtness bathes my room in a light mor powerfubl than the sun* oh"
"What's the difference between Swine flu and Avian flu? It's what the doctor does to heal you. For one you need 'oinkment', and for the other you need 'tweatment'. **rimshot**"
"What do you call breads ability to smell? ... Naan sense!"
"[NSFW] Look on the bright side My hooker died during sex... Next hour is for free"
"What is Joan of Arc's least favorite food? Steak"
"What's the difference between an oral, and rectal thermometer? The taste."
"What does the study of magnetism and self abuse have in common? The Right Hand Rule."
"People in Sweden keep telling me how great it is living there... But I think it's just Stockholm Syndrome."
"I already have a date for Valentine's Day February 14th"