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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus? So he'd use natural logs!"
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"*uses your voodoo doll as a tampon*"
"I just had a meeting with John It was stressful and hes full of shit."
"Which company makes the best apple cider? Dicken's. Because everyone wants their Dicken's Cider."
"Homosexual Relationships (Pun) gay guys talking about relationships some of them say that the person they lost their virginity to were assholes I comment ""I think you all lost it to assholes tbh"""
"Error 609: When your kid sleeps in between."
"""I have a dream that one day little black children will work together with little white children, to destroy Superman."" Martin Luthor King"
"I can't believe they're still together after all that crap... ""Who?"" Your butt cheeks."
"I found Jesus the other day....... and if no one claims him within 30 days, by gosh, I am going to keep him!"
"Why was Michelangelo banned from bukakke porn? Cuz he could never paint dat mouth right"