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Joke of the Day
"How did the Latino girl get pregnant Her teacher told her to do an essay"
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"What did the slut's left leg say to her right leg? Nothing. They've never met."
"The annoying moment when I get comfy in bed and realize I forgot to do something."
"What do you call an unsweetened, kosher lemonade? acidic juice"
"You're really limiting yourself if you think sexual harassment is the only way to make your coworkers uncomfortable"
"I've been getting bullied... and I've been thinking about suicide. I would simply just drink BULLEACH."
"A couple had a fight one night, Going to bed husband said, Good night mother of my three kids, Wife said, Good night father of none."
"There are three rings that come with every marriage... First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, and lastly the suffering."
"if you eat your burrito over a tortilla, anything that falls out will simply start building your next burrito"
"Mt. McKinley will be renamed Denali and for balance GMC will now call its SUVs McKinleys."