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Joke of the Day

"There are three rings that come with every marriage... First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, and lastly the suffering."

"Never be ashamed of yourself. That's your parents job."

"What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed? Sleep on the sofa."

"Yahoo answers is my primary care physician"

"What do you call Murayan Sukumaran's new wife? A necrophiliac."

"I just read that Stevie Wonder is filing for divorce. I guess in the end, they just didn't share the same views!"

"Do you know the thing about carpets? They demand to be felt."

"2 atoms of helium acting funny ~ HeHe"

"What did the cow say to the paintbrush? Moo. As told by my kid this morning."

"There was a deaf mute who said so many dirty words that his mother had to wash his hands with soap."