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Joke of the Day

"The annoying moment when I get comfy in bed and realize I forgot to do something."

"A sheep calls a sex line... Sheep: I'd ram you so hard. Operator: Ewe are a baaaaaad boy!"

"What idiot called it a book shelf instead of a know ledge?"

"Expendables 4 (Rated R): Tom, Sylvester & Wiley Coyote coldly hunt down & eat Jerry, Tweety & Roadrunner. Directed by Quentin Tarantino."

"Why did the Nazi cross the road? to get to the geno-side."

"Knock Knock... 1.Knock knock. Whos there? Yoda lady. Yoda lady who? Good job yodeling! 2.Knock knock. Whos there? Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!"

"It's a long shot... but does anyone know a good joke about a sniper?"

"Telling a woman she's being unreasonable is like juggling lit torches while waist deep in gun powder."

"Excuse me waiter, this coffee tastes like mud Yes sir, it's fresh ground!"

"What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall? A year in prison if there's any justice."