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Joke of the Day
"Mt. McKinley will be renamed Denali and for balance GMC will now call its SUVs McKinleys."
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"Astronaut: *takes a picture of the moon* Moon: delete it"
"INTERVIEWER: What are your strengths? APPLICANT: I'm a detail-oriented team player [nothing wacky happens because this is a job interview]"
"What do gay horses eat? Horse penis"
"What do you call someone who rapes a king? A penetraitor."
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"What did the magician say to the cell? Might I conjure Ya?"
"A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: ''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.''"