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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between jesus and a picture of jesus? You only need one nail for the picture!"

"What do you call a horse that's a criminal? A Zebra."

"What do you call a pig with the flu? A swine swine."

"I broke up with my cross-eyed girlfriend today..... That bitch was seeing somebody else."

"What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut will sleep with anyone. A bitch will sleep with anyone but YOU."

"I would describe the cologne on the guy who was just in the elevator with me as ""all of it."""

"What does Pokemon Go and sex have in common? They're not for kids."

"Mexican magician A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, ""uno, dos..."" *poof*... He disappered without a tres."

"My neighbours are very loud when they have sex. And that's bad for my insomnia. Last night I was so fed up I had to scream their safety word."

"What's better than a rose on a piano? Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter."