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Joke of the Day

"[Hostage situation] Um I don't want to be ""that hostage"", but I just want to let you know I have a gluten allergy."

"What do frogs do when they are depressed? They Kermit suicide."

"They say you can't teach an old dog new tricks... Well my wife's 70, with a face like the back of a bus, and last night I taught her to light her own farts."

"How many cops dose it take to change a light bulb? 5 one to replace the bulb and 4 to beat the room for being black."

"What do you call a Jamaican gynecologist? A Pokemon"

"Hey super sassy black women. I see you. But most importantly, I hear you. And everyone else does too."

"Where does Vladimir keep his shit? In a Putin"

"You know when guys pee, and they shake their pen!s for that last drop? ...........That's how much gas I got for 2 dollars."

"Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period."

"Why did the pedophile buy a guitar? To finger A-Minor."