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Joke of the Day

"How many cops dose it take to change a light bulb? 5 one to replace the bulb and 4 to beat the room for being black."

"Wanna know why everyone is a pizza delivery guy? Because if you pick up pizza, you're delivering it to yourself !! edit: RIP inbox!!!!"

"one time i went to the bathroom and i didn't know my xbox headset was still on and the other gamers heard me give myself a pep talk"

"What's the #1 horror movie in the far east ? The Sirens of the Rams."

"If you give a man a fish he will eat for a day but... if you teach a kid how to make pop tarts your job as a parent is pretty much done"

"I like my pick-up lines how I like my cheetos Dangerously Cheesy"

"A Black man and a Mexican jump off a cliff who wins? Society."

"What if ISIS started claiming responsibility for nice things like when my mom says, ""who emptied the dishwasher?!"""

"Prank: put a bucket of water on top of the door, then shoot your roommate in the stomach. When the cops come, they get soaking wet!"

"I once worked in a pathology lab... ...but I was asked to leave after one of my reports said ""cause of death: autopsy:"""