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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Jamaican gynecologist? A Pokemon"
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"What do you call a banker who is also a skilled fisherman? A loanely master-baiter."
"What's so difficult about being a camera man in the porn industry? Recording with one hand.."
"""Sir, we're mining too many useless minerals!"" Hitler: ""Mine fewer then"" Reddit: ""I did **not see** that coming"" EDIT: Shit, I didn't get that Reich at all"
"How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents..."
"What is the term for someone that gets aroused watching Star Wars? They have a Bobba Fetish"
"What's a Chinese chicken's favorite vegetable? Buock choi"
"""Now?"" ""Not yet."" ""Now?"" ""Not quite."" *Car approaches* ""Now?"" ""Now."" -Deer crossing the road"
"When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what? We do."
"There's a new all girls music group that writes songs about the internet. It's called Broadband."