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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the scarecrow that got promoted? He was outstanding in his field..."
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"10 years ago, as a joke, I told everyone I was giving up sex for Lent. Haven't gotten laid since. Well played, God."
"What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits? Snowed-in"
"Which of the Knights of the Round Table actually created the round table? Circumference."
"What did David Bowie want for Christmas? Carrie Fisher."
"Had a very hot curry last night and now my asshole is on fire ... I'm suffering from deja vindaloo."
"Wife left a note on the fridge it says ""It's not working, gone to my mom's"" I opened it and opened a beer, it's cold, the fridge works fine?"
"Oldie - -Communist China telegrams Soviet Russia Communist China: WE ARE OUT OF FOOD. SEND GRAIN Soviet reply: WE ARE ALSO OUT OF FOOD. TIGHTEN YOUR BELTS Communist China: SEND BELTS"
"Does anyone need an ark? I noah guy!"
"Which year is the most popular? 1969"