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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits? Snowed-in"

"What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example? A roe model."

"I always party like it's 1999. Standing in a corner talking to nerds about The Matrix. :("

"What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, They're both stuck up cunts!"

"The white Xbox One S was just announced. Of course it's 40% smaller than the black one."

"The most popular guy in a fraternity will end up working at a mobile phone kiosk in a mall."

"Sherlock Holmes leaves the bathroom without flushing... After he exits he tells Watson ""I think I am constipated."" Watson replies. ""No shit Sherlock?"

"""How am I driving?"" No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car."

"What is big hairy and can fly ? King Kongcorde !"

"Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job? He ate his tacho."