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Joke of the Day
"Where do Crows hang out on a friday nght? At a crow bar."
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"Came downstairs to find my 85 year old mum watching the TV Me:"" Why are you watching Thatcher's funeral?"" Mum: ""Just to make sure"""
"What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba-Na-Na-Na!"
"Pluto wanted to throw Earth a birthday party on New Year's Eve But he forgot to planet"
"Sex has a speed limit It's 68, because when you get to 69 you have to turn around"
"""I'll hand you your change in the most inconvenient way possible!"" - Cashiers"
"Excuse me, miss, you've got a little bit of face on your makeup there."
"I asked Santa for a Frisbee when I was a kid.... But I was an only child, so he gave me a boomerang."
"Did you hear about the guy from Alabama who tried to fuck a clock? He heard time was relative."
"I fucking hate Black History month It's the darkest month of the year"