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Joke of the Day

"Where do Crows hang out on a friday nght? At a crow bar."

"Telling a girl she has nice hair is not sexual harassment Unless you're a dwarf"

"Santa should promote clean energy this year. Instead of a lump of coal he should give a can of biofuel to the bad kids."

"If an illegal immigrant got into a fight with a pedophile Would it be called Alien vs Predator? Edit:I honestly was unaware that this joke had been done before. Not a big robot chicken fan. My bad"

"I went to the shop to buy 6 Sprites... I accidentally picked 7 up!"

"Two muffins sitting in an oven... The first turns to the other and says ""Holy shit, it's hot in here"" The other exclaims ""Holy shit! A talking muffin!"""

"Sunday mornings are a great time for me to reflect on why I haven't killed anyone yet"

"A farmer walks into his wife's bedroom with a sheep.... And says ""This is the pig I'm fucking."" His wife replies ""That's a sheep you fucking idiot!"" And the farmer says ""I wasn't talking you!"""

"England 1 - 2 Iceland Credits to Iceland though, can't take that away."

"Wife: We're supposed to get 8-10 inches tonight. Me: That's what she said. Wife: Can't you do any better than that? Me: That's what she said"