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Joke of the Day

"Came downstairs to find my 85 year old mum watching the TV Me:"" Why are you watching Thatcher's funeral?"" Mum: ""Just to make sure"""

"Where is the best place to have anal sex? A cemetary, freaks a woman out a little bit, makes it that much tighter..."

"Every spider has the same powers as Spiderman, yet none of them choose to be superheroes. This is everything you need to know about spiders."

"Girl, if you were a camel, I'd hump you!"

"People keep complaining about 'Let it Go'... The song never bothered me anyway."

"What's the most popular game to play in jail? Smash Brothers"

"Whats your best ""This is so bad that ____"" joke? For example, ""this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."""

"The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. "

"Why do ants get sick? Because they have little anty bodies."

"Pretty sure 40% of Americans would vote for a giant finger that just pointed at people and said ""Their Fault."""