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Joke of the Day
"""I'll hand you your change in the most inconvenient way possible!"" - Cashiers"
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"My friend is dressing as an owl for Halloween he's a hoot to be around"
"My magic watch say's you don't have any underwear on... Oh, you do?... It must be 15 minutes fast."
"Pretty woman wouldn't have been as sweet of a love story if we saw all the times she sucked c**k for money weeks prior."
"I'm a married white male; my forefathers saw to it that I'm not allowed to be offended by anything."
"What did the deaf guy say to the blind guy? I can't hear you, but I can see your point"
"Valentine's Day is nothing but a commercialized holiday created by pharmaceutical companies to get lonely singles to buy antidepressants."
"We live in a time of delicious cakes."
"What do you call a boy raised by a feminist? Serial killer"
"Girl: ""My first time having sex was a lot like the 100 metre dash..."" Boy: ""What, over in ten seconds?"" Girl: ""No, eight black men and a gun."""