214118
Joke of the Day
"Pluto wanted to throw Earth a birthday party on New Year's Eve But he forgot to planet"
Next Joke
"PS4 - 29 Titan looking for fresh vog normal PSN allynlewis182"
"Babies cry so that we can remember where we left them."
"The odds of an asteroid hitting Earth are the same as one bullet hitting another bullet in a duel. Dinosaurs: We'll take those odds!"
"How does Times Square start the new year? By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! ""The audience can sing this one."""
"What do you call a spider with no legs? A raisin"
"Every girl wants to be swept off her feet. It's when you put her in the trunk that she starts to freak out."
"What does Reddit need? Ahmad."
"What laxative did the constipated man ask for? Poop-ease"
"GOVERNMENT VS. MAFIA Q: What's the difference between the government and the Mafia? A: One of them is organized."