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Joke of the Day

"Radio Shack would have filed for bankruptcy years ago but they've been trying to do it using dial-up internet"

"How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? Apparently not five, my basement is still dark. (taken from this page: https://www.facebook.com/ImammahdidailyIII?fref=ts)"

"I just saw a guy with a mustache exactly like my grandpa's. I doubt it was his though; grandpa never let anyone borrow his mustache."

"Why did Negan watch Arrested Development? Someone told him there were two Lucilles"

"What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other? Let's go get Jobs!"

"Who do zombie cowboys fight? Deadskins."

"Wife: Who was that on the phone? Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was the weather bureau. Wife: What did he say? Husband: He asked if the coast was clear..."

"Wanted to do something patriotic today so I bought a gun and fifty Big Macs."

"What do you call a dress that refuses to learn? Clothes-minded."

"What did the elephant say that was pulled out of a mud pit by the balls? Thank you Mrs. Ball, thank you Mr. Ball. It should be assumed I saw myself out."