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Joke of the Day

"What Does Donald Trump Say as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a clever point made at one's expense? Toupee' my friend...Toupee'"

"I like my women like I like my Twinkies.. Cream-filled"

"Why can't you ever trust an atom? Because they make up everything"

"Two deer walk out of a gay bar One deer turns to the other and says ""I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there"""

"I have a knock-knock joke for you... but you have to start it."

"[Travels back in time] Me: Abe, what do you think America looks like in the future? Lincoln: United as one nation... Me: Wrong! FATTER."

"Studies show that a Starbucks coffee tastes better after taking a photo and posting it on Instagram."

"ME: *to friend* you're dumb as a box of rocks lol BOX OF ROCKS: *putting finishing touches on his astrophysics thesis* dude"

"What is Chris Brown's favorite hobby? [OC] Beats me."

"Life is like a box of chocolates... It'll kill your dog."