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Joke of the Day
"All I'm saying is, I've never seen my Ex and Satan in the same room together."
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"Did you hear the one...? Did you hear the one about the Concubine and the Muse...? Fucking Inspirational...!!!"
"How can you spot the prostitute at the Miss America pageant? She's wearing a sash that says Idaho."
"First date Her: So what do you do? Him: I'm currently trying to eliminate all cancers Her: Wow, impressive Him: Then I'll move on to Virgos"
"The prequel to 16 & Pregnant could be called ""15 & Fully Trusted By Her Parents to Make Good Decisions. We Love You Brittani!"""
"How do mathematicians cure constipation? They work it out with a pencil."
"I like my comedic timing like my pizza delivery With pepperoni."
"Well tonight's date night for me and the wife I certainly hope we don't run into each other"
"The reason Rhianna stopped working with Chris Brown was because he had awful rhythm... He put too many beats in a measure"
"I'll never understand women. A species that loathes you for asking their age, but tortures you forever if you forget their birthday."