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Joke of the Day
"Well tonight's date night for me and the wife I certainly hope we don't run into each other"
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"My boyfriend said this when he was high: ""Who founded the KKK?"" ""Forrest Gump, because it's fuckin retarded."" Edit: NSFW"
"What were the founding father's favorite cereals? Chex and Balance"
"How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb? only one but it takes him 5 episodes."
"british waiter: what topping would ye fancy on yer pizza? british guy: tea british waiter: jolly good choice [both laugh britishingly]"
"Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire? Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire."
"Did you hear about the jurisprudence fetishist? He got off on a technicality."
"In a spelling bee contest, what is a Jewish candidates worst nightmare? A grammar Nazi"
"a horse walks into a bar A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""why the long face""? The horse says, ""I have cancer""."
"Lisa never talks about her younger brother, Lava Lampanelli."