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Joke of the Day

"The reason Rhianna stopped working with Chris Brown was because he had awful rhythm... He put too many beats in a measure"

"What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ? Your great-ant !"

"""Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you"" ""Yeah....so is a grenade"""

"Married With Children is a hilarious sitcom until you're 35 and realise it's a chilling documentary."

"Laughing at your mistakes can lengthen your life. Laughing at your wife's can shorten it."

"I'm going to nap so hard today, my pillow Is going to need a cigarette when I'm done with it"

"Canada's four seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction."

"If a dove represents peace which bird represents true love? The swallow."

"I think the 2016 Cubs would beat the 1908 Cubs. First, the 1908 Cubs are all dead. Second, the 2016 Cubs are all alive."

"Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again."