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Joke of the Day
"I like my comedic timing like my pizza delivery With pepperoni."
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"What do you call an non alkaline Jewish family. Hasidic"
"What do you call an ill-tempered German? A sour kraut."
"Don't forget that alcohol helps to remove the stress, the bra, the panties and many other problems."
"""Daddy what is a transvestite?"" ""Ask Mommy, he knows."""
"Someone asked me if I like fish balls. I don't know, I've never attended one."
"Me: *disappears for a few weeks* Friends: *No concern* Me: *Posts inspirational quote on FB* Friends: Dude, you okay? You need to talk?"
"WIFE [in labour] GOD MAKE IT STOP MIDWIFE: The baby's WIFE: NO, THE NOISE ME [stops playing pan pipes] Is the nurse being too loud, love?"
"Feed your kids soup for dinner, so you can sit at the table for 47 minutes and listening to slurping."
"Just once in my life... ...I'd like to get up in the morning and be as excited about it as my dick is."