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Joke of the Day

"How do you propose to a stoner? Marriage ya wanna?"

"Why cant a bike stand up by itself? It's two tired."

"*crawls out of your television and tries to kill you* I'm not like other girls."

"WHAT DO WE WANT? no more interruptions! WHEN D now!"

"Why didn't the bike go to the car show? Because he was two tired."

"What do you call Zombie Japanese Chefs? the Woking Dead"

"GEEK BOOTY CALL... FRESH AIR You're a breath of fresh air, just like my asthma inhaler!"

"I bought theater food once. Long story short my son will no longer be going to college.."

"a joke about a lawyer Q: why did the lawyer get written up for sexual harassment? A: he kept asking people if they had seen his briefs."

"WHAT DO THE TEENAGERS CALL...... What do the teenagers call the Asian red light district? Vachina Town"