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Joke of the Day
"A Muslim walks into a bar... Just kidding it's haram"
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"Obviously chocolate was created for women It's called HERshey, not HISshey"
"What is Kim Jong Un's favourite video game? Duke Nukem."
"if u went back in time to kill hitler, itd be easier to kil pre-war hitler but then all the germans woud b like ""yo why did u kill that kid"""
"I like my women like I like my coffee Finely ground and sealed in an air-tight container"
"A hurricane is going to hit the east coast? Are you Joaquin?"
"What drink does Santa give to naughty children? Coala"
"Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there is a target on every corner."
"A couple were french kissing, then the guy looks at the girl and says "" I think I swallowed your gum"" Nah, says the girl, I just have a cold."
"*pulling up to toll both with megaphone in hand* Booth operator: ma'am please not again Me: someBODY once tolled me"