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Joke of the Day
"my sister... My sister asked if I wanted to have sex, I said ""well if you incest."""
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"Why does the pedophile like minecraft? Because he liked playin around all those miners."
"Why are cats assholes? Because they are what they eat."
"Cop: You been drinking?nnMe: No.nnCop: Say the alphabet backwards.nnMe: Alphabet the. nnCop: Hilarious. Say each letter.nnMe: Each letter."
"Why is Antarctica controversial? It's a polarizing topic."
"Every time you use a q-tip... you turn a q into an o"
"Let's make this bar joke week. Here's one to start: A man walks into a bar. Ouch."
"Did you hear about the obscenely hard gardening class required for botany majors? It was said to be a weed out class"
"If you have a family member you that you never want to see again, loan them some money."
"JUDGE: That THING cannot enter ME: But Inky is my pet OCTOPUS IN AN ASTRONAUT'S HELMET FILLED WITH WATER:*squirts ink at him* INKY NOOOOo"