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Joke of the Day
"my sister... My sister asked if I wanted to have sex, I said ""well if you incest."""
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"What's the toughest type of pie? Punkin pie"
"A Sausage and an egg in a frying pan. Sausage says: 'It's hot in here.' Egg replies: 'A talking sausage!'"
"Just to throw my other white friends off, I'll say shit like, ""Don't be sayin' that kinda shit in front of my black ass!"""
"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat."
"My boss called me lazy and said I had poor communication skills... I almost responded"
"Did you hear the one about the guy who got his left side cut off? He's all right now."
"I met a sick bird yesterday that got deported. The cops kept yelling about him being an ""ill-eagle""."
"TIL ~10,000 people quit smoking every year By dying. I'll ^show ^^myself ^^^out"
"My relationship with my cat is like that of a married couple. Basically we fight a lot and never have sex."