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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? Use a lubricant"
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"How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning? By opening the car door."
"TIFU by posting in the wrong subreddit"
"Can woman make man a millionaire? Yes, if he is a billionaire"
"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream got shot!"
"Usain Bolt is like a Police Officer He starts off following black men, then catches up and beats them."
"Mommy, they call me nymphomaniac at school... -Don't worry Lissa, it's just kid's stuff. Now you go to sleep before dark, or the Boogeyman will come at eat you. -Yeah! He should come and eat my pussy!"
"What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children? Fight for your right to padre"
"How do you react when looking in the mirror? You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar."
"My wife is so stupid... She thought that I was a racist because I separated my whites from my colors."