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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children? Fight for your right to padre"

"Barrack Obama won the Olympic Gold Medal Usain Bolt was running for President"

"I have a friend with only one leg. He's been having some issues with stares."

"Between the Boko Haram schoolgirl abductions and the recent Malaysia Airlines incidents... I'm starting to doubt if we'll ever see an intact black box ever again."

"How is God just like every other man? If you're not on your knees, he's not interested."

"What did the Jew say at the Football game? Get the quarter back!"

"idea: business cards that just say NO Sir can I have 5 mins of ur [card] Girl can I get ur number [card] BRO DID U STEAL MY NO CARDS [card]"

"Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible Is that true? Where can it be found? Yes. Matthew 14:92: ""And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt """

"The Bigger Family Mr and Mrs Bigger had a baby boy. Who was bigger, the baby or his mom? The baby, because he's a little Bigger."

"What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador! Woof"