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Joke of the Day

"I met a bisexual swing the other day It swung both ways."

"God making man in his image was the original selfie"

"Superheroes come from broken homes & inattentive parents. Parents, stop hugging your kids. We need a Batman."

"Why does the chicken want to cross that road Because he wanted to reach the other side"

"Gum commercials exaggerate your odds of kissing a complete stranger in public by 780,000,000%"

"Yes he's financially stable & hasn't been to jail for domestic violence like the other guy but I can change the other guy wait & see - Women"

"What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer"

"I drive a 5 wheeler... But ones in the trunk"

"My hangover has been going on for so long that I'm beginning to wonder if Peter Jackson directed it."

"I once had a large gay following. But then I ducked into an alley and lost him."