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Joke of the Day

"I met a bisexual swing the other day It swung both ways."

"Imagine how hard it is to be homeless and gay.. You wouldn't even have a closet to come out of."

"Who takes a shit while they're at a party? A Party Pooper"

"I ran three miles today! Finally I said, ""Lady, take your purse."""

"I have a lettuce stuck up my ass But it's just the tip of the iceberg."

"I had an affair with English. Since then, Math and I don't speak."

"Did you hear about the psychic midget who escaped police custody? Be on the lookout for a small medium at large."

"Last rites? Over my dead body..."

"I swear if one more person RT's poetry into my TL I will draw a bath, light some candles, and just get lost in the verse's haunting imagery."

"How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet."