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Joke of the Day
"What did the sassy monkey say to the bad monkey? You don't deserve a banana."
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"Spent the entire day trying not to look at porn... It was so hard."
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"Call your laptop what it really is: Bed TV."
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"My blonde girlfriend froze In the middle of love making so I gave her an interrogative facial expression. "" oh..I saw this on youporn"" she said,"" they call it bufferring""."
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