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Joke of the Day

"What did the sassy monkey say to the bad monkey? You don't deserve a banana."

"What Did the Fish Say When He Swam into a Wall? Damn."

"I used to Remember Leonardo DiCaprio When I was feeling down. Unfortunately I still remember him."

"I bet rocket scientists are conceited bastards. ""YOU CALL THIS A MARTINI? THIS ISN'T ROCKET SCIENCE DAMMIT! I WOULD KNOW!"""

"Did you know that Hillary's planning on being the first TG President? Yeah - after she's elected, she has plans to turn into a woman."

"Jews rated their trip to Auschwitz. They all gave it one star."

"Girl: What colour are my eyes? Guy: 34C."

"What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo? The attorney charges more."

"Three helium atoms walk into a bar HeHeHe"

"How do you call fish with no eyes fsh"