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Joke of the Day

"My blonde girlfriend froze In the middle of love making so I gave her an interrogative facial expression. "" oh..I saw this on youporn"" she said,"" they call it bufferring""."

"Afroman was going to vote. But then he got high.."

"Have you heard of the new deodorant called umpire? It's for foul balls!"

"What is the KKK's favorite dessert? A Klandike bar"

"Praying mantis walks up to his buddies with no head, ""Guess who got laid last night?"""

"What's Iron Man's favorite ride at the carnival? The ferrous wheel."

"upon my death: 1. tell my kids I loved them 2. give my daughter my jewelry 3. leave french fries in my coffin, just in case"

"If GoT fans of Jon Snow are called Snowflakes, and the ones for Tirion are Tiriots, why is Arya the favorite character of Donald Trump supporters? They're Aryans."

"I heard that there was some beef with Dreamworks after making the 3rd Shrek Movie... It's all ogre now."

"What is best to drink while eating Jewshi (Jewish sushi)? Oh, any kind of He-brew would be fine, I guess."