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Joke of the Day
"My friend told me I didn't ""understand"" irony. But then he got a flat tire. Oh, the sweet irony."
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"My friends daughter just recently turned 9 years old and has started asking him those embarrassing questions about sex. Hell, just this morning she asked him ""is that the best you can do?"""
"Adulthood is like the vet, and we're all the dogs that are excited for the car ride until we realize where we're going."
"What did the number zero say to the number eight? ""Nice belt."""
"To all those people who never finish what they start, I say..."
"Ralph once had an IQ of 18, ... but then it fell asleep. edit: ~~they~~ it"
"Two cows are standing in a field. The first cow says, ""hey, I'm really worried about this mad cow disease going around"". The second cow says, ""I don't care, I'm a submarine!""."
"What do a horny ornithologist and a Na'vi buff have in common? They both get turned on by blue tits."
"Most of the lies I tell aren't even true."
"So I was eating my grandma out yesterday... When I tongued the familiar taste of horse semen, which is when I realized how my grandma died."