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Joke of the Day

"My friends daughter just recently turned 9 years old and has started asking him those embarrassing questions about sex. Hell, just this morning she asked him ""is that the best you can do?"""

"My math is never so quick or exact as when I see an old flame with a child."

"Nothing turns your world upside-down more than realizing you've been singing the wrong lyrics for 20 years."

"Who are the world's fastest readers? 9/11 victims they got through 63 stories in 10 seconds."

"people who say ""guess what"" and make you actually guess make me want to die"

"My friend Victor changed his last name to ""E"". No one knows why. He's become a Mystery."

"There are no divorce courts at the North Pole, so when Santa and his wife wanted to split up, they got a semicolon. They're great for separating independent Clauses."

"What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime? Miscarriage of Justice"

"Is it gay if a male doctor feels your balls while looking you deep in your eyes and isn't really a doctor but is just some guy at Target?"

"I like my women how I like my whiskey. 13 years old and mixed up with coke."