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Joke of the Day
"chuck norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he's never cried."
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"Pinocchio in love So Pinocchio says to his father: 'Dad I'm in love!', his dad replies 'That's great, now you want me to carve you some penis?' 'No, better drill me a hole at the back' @_@"
"Dear white people: you stop Adam Sandler from making movies and we'll stop Eddie Murphy."
"Don't use the Internet ...when you have low self confidence. JUST KIDDING, THAT IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULD USE IT!"
"How do you make a salad wrap? By adding some beets"
"You may like your coffee free, but I like mine like I like my women Hot, brown and sweet......and without a penis..."
"The secret to my success lies with you having a poor grasp on it's definition."
"Toaster are like gremlins for people who are on a diet or don't want to kill themselves. 1. Do not get wet 2. Do not feed after midnight"
"Who is Shrek's favorite basketball player? Shrekquille O'Neal I'm sorry"
"INTERVIEWER: what do you consider your greatest strength ME: ... INTERVIEWER: ... ME (38 minutes later): I'd say promptness"