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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a salad wrap? By adding some beets"
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"What's the name for a person that only gives massages to men? A massagonist."
"Whose excercises will ensure that you will never win a fitness award? Leonardo Di Cardio"
"What ""smart"" cars should say Instead of my car saying stupid things like "" your door is ajar "" , it should say helpful things like "" there's a cop hiding in the bushes """
"Driving with one hand on top of the steering wheel, because ""10 and 2"" is 12"
"If horse jockeys have to be tiny just imagine how small disk jockeys have to be. I'll see myself out."
"""I hate the last two minutes of everything."" - DVR"
"What is the toughest religion to get into? The Difficult."
"Making Snacks by San Widge"
"Where do facts come from? The factory."