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Joke of the Day

"Who is Shrek's favorite basketball player? Shrekquille O'Neal I'm sorry"

"At the very highest level of karate, they give you pants that fit so you no longer need a belt."

"In the recent news of Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds both passing away... ...Keith Richards, the guitarist for the Rolling Stones, has confirmed to still be alive."

"[counseling] She gets angry a lot ""He took me camping and left me in the middle of nowhere"" YOU SAID YOU LIKED SURVIVOR, KAREN"

"Jesus Christ. They stole your tweet. Not your first born son."

"Another yo momma joke Yo momma so fat she emits more gravity waves than colliding black holes"

"Did you hear about the train conductor that went on a killing spree? He had loco motives."

"""We have a new product, it washes hair but it needs a name"" Shamcrap?! ""Awful"" Shampoop?! ""Get out!"" Shampoo? ""Genius!"""

"When I found out the murderer dismembered the victim, It really tore me into pieces."

"I was going to make one of those Bitstrips cartoons, but then I decided to pick the lint out of my belly button instead. I'm pretty sure I came out ahead"