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Joke of the Day
"What's Santa's favourite heavy metal band? Sleigher"
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"How does Harry Potter travel about? Walking -Jk Rolling"
"Listen guys, I know this sub is all in good fun, but I don't think it's right to be making dumb jokes about obese people. They already have enough on their plates."
"What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes? You can't mash Frankenstein."
"Whenever Becky says anything in the breakroom, I just say, ""well, that got racist pretty fast"" and walk out. I hate you so much, Becky."
"[Writing Silence of the Lambs] Anyone have an idea for the cannibal's name? Jim: Hannibal? Anyone? Jim: Hannibal Anyone other than Jim?"
"""She's cute I swear, let me find a better picture."" Me telling my friends about my new girlfriend."
"Wife said since she got bangs she misses her eyebrows. I told her to think of her bangs as one big eyebrow. I shouldn't talk anymore."
"Once I threw a Boomerang but it didn't come back Now I live in fear"
"What did the carpenters call their brass quartet? The Tuba Four"