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Joke of the Day

"Whenever Becky says anything in the breakroom, I just say, ""well, that got racist pretty fast"" and walk out. I hate you so much, Becky."

"How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede? Swed-ish."

"What do you call a Chinese billionaire? ChaChing!"

"What do you see when the Pillsbury DoughBoy bends over? Dough Nuts"

"Why did the snowman leave his wife? Because she got plowed by another man."

"A islamic dial ripoff made a new type of hand soap. Aloe Akbar."

"Why did they have to call Aquaman Aquaman Because they couldn't call him Seaman"

"Cats make the best boyfriends because they're soft, loyal, and won't claim they're straight but then turn gay after one lousy date, BRENT!"

"What does an 80 yr old lady have between her tits that an 18 yr old woman doesn't have? A bellybutton"

"I'm going to keep using 'penis' as a verb until someone lets me penis them."