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Joke of the Day

"[Writing Silence of the Lambs] Anyone have an idea for the cannibal's name? Jim: Hannibal? Anyone? Jim: Hannibal Anyone other than Jim?"

"When you get to jail, challenge the biggest, baddest guy in there to rock, paper, scissors in front of all his friends"

"If your entire outfit can be purchased at a gas station it's not appropriate for court."

"Where do burgers like to dance? At a meatball!"

"What was the name of the gay porno staring Macaulay Culkin where he became a prostitute in an attempt to pay his mortgage? Homo-loan"

"Why did the football team take the short bus to the game? They needed more downs."

"Do you know what a 68 is? You blow me and I owe you one."

"Guys, you CAN catch AIDS from a toilet seat! If you sit down before the other guy gets up."

"What happens to a gay man every month? Manstruation"

"What do you call a group of euphorics? A fedoration."