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Joke of the Day
"*loses 100 pounds in the US* yes *loses 100 pounds in England* no"
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"Like a good neighbor plow my driveway, not my wife"
"superheros and religion are alot more similar than you think Just a bunch people arguing whose fictional character is the best."
"What did the rude prism say to the light beam that smacked into him? Get bent!"
"How do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef"
"What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common? Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside"
"Hub: Did you eat all the nachos? Me: Noooo. I had one nacho. Hub: because they were stuck together? Me: LIKE I SAID, ONE NACHO!"
"Teacher: ""Your composition on the assignment ""My dog"" is exactly like your brothers... ...did you copy it?"" Boy: ""No, it's the same dog!"""
"Does anyone else love thick sandwiches with three slices of bread and two layers of filling? We should make a club."
"What's green, has six legs, and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table"