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Joke of the Day

"Does anyone else love thick sandwiches with three slices of bread and two layers of filling? We should make a club."

"Fried potatoes Mashed potatoes Baked potatoes Twice baked potatoes Potato chips -if Bubba grew up on a potato farm instead of a shrimp boat"

"I like my women like I like my coffee... With no stray pubes."

"How do you test a pirate for crabs? Swab the deck!"

"Google+ is like the gym of social networking. We all join it, but nobody uses it."

"A Roman guy walks into a bar He holds up two fingers and says ""five beers please"""

"How does gravity greet itself? It just waves"

"There Once Was A Poet Named Bates His poems weren't always first rate, His first lines weren't bad, but the problem he had, Was that he always tried to put too many syllables into the last line."

"My abusive father always tells jokes His favorite part is the Punch Line."

"Nobody discretely coughs blood into a handkerchief while wearing a top hat anymore."