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Joke of the Day

"Does anyone else love thick sandwiches with three slices of bread and two layers of filling? We should make a club."

"Did you hear about the blind Rabbi in charge of circumcision? He got the sack!"

"If you can start the toilet paper roll without clawing it like a velociraptor then you're a wizard."

"What do you call a German singalong? Follow the lieder!"

"The Beatles and Pink Floyd collaborated on an Anti-Semitic song. It was called ""Hey Jew"" ."

"what do you get when you cross a penis with a potato? a dictator."

"What is the best place for politicians? Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove."

"Why do groups of birds always seem so shady? cuz they're always flockin' around"

"Why do Jewish guys get circumcised? Because Jewish women love anything 10 percent off."

"Which One Comes First I just Ordered A Chicken and an Egg off the internet, to see which one comes first........ I'll keep you posted."