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Joke of the Day
"Why does everyone hate peppers? They always get jalapeno business!"
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"Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells? Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big."
"Subway Jared ended his career just like how he started it... ...by trying to get into smaller pants"
"You can spray tan a baby if you want to, it's not illegal."
"The teacher asked Jimmy, ""Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?"" Jimmy replied crying, ""Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"""
"Q: What is the definition of an optimist? A: An accordion player with a pager."
"My friend really changed when she became a vegetarian... it's like I've never seen herbivore. edit: I think I summoned the pun cult."
"Why was the origami class cancelled? The school folded."
"Chipotle is releasing a new ""Ravens"" burrito. It comes with everything but rice."
"Son, it's ur 18th birthday, so I got u a brand new car... ""OMG DAD. WOW-"" ...dboard box. ""But-"" Pack up, ur moving out birthday boy."