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Joke of the Day

"*rings bell* ""Can I help you?"" Yes I'd like a dragon on my back an- *starts pooping on a crucifix* WTF? *checks sign on door* ""Taboo Artist"""

"What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony"

"What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded."

"My computer crashed a few hours into writing my paper looks like I'm gonna have to write my name and the date again"

"Shopping for bridesmaid dresses with 5 other women, today. If you never hear from me again, I committed suicide by nail file."

"Donald Trump's Campaign"

"I got this Jewish girl's number She rolled her sleeve up"

"It's a fucking frisbee. Stop trying to make a sport out of it."

"My cooking show would just be an hour of me looking for Tupperware lids."

"What's 6"" long and women love it? 100$ bill."