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Joke of the Day
"What's the name of the jewish spider? Spidermann"
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"A termite walks into a pub And asks ""where's the bar tender?"""
"Ladies: Is your boyfriend the strong, silent type? Is he carved out of wood? Ladies, you may be dating a garden gnome."
"What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas?? Cancer."
"The Bible is %100 accurate Especially at close range"
"I killed someone with kindness today. Blood EVERYWHERE."
"Where do kings keep there armies? In their sleevies."
"I wonder if I could save more than 15% on my car insurance if Geico wasn't paying for so many fucking commercials?"
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"What do you call a hard drive in a hydraulic press? File compression"