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Joke of the Day

"What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito? Human beans"

"I put my earbuds on just like everybody else. Frantically as someone approaches."

"I tried to copy a philosophical pun but I kant"

"kley (Proto-Indo-European)-> , (Greek)-> clima (Latin)-> climat (French)-> climate Climate change is man-made."

"Your mama is so: need some material.."

"Why does Oregon Ducks need such big suitcases? Because they Pac-12 of everything"

"What is a horny pirates worst nightmare? A small chest with no booty!"

"Ate too much salad today so I'm going on an Oreos cleanse tomorrow."

"I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode."

"I've grown bored of reality, So I started watching cable news."