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Joke of the Day

"Whats so great about twenty-five year olds? There's 20 of them! (I can't believe this isn't a repost.)"

"An invisible man marries an invisible woman... The kids weren't much to look at!"

"My dog forgot it's mother's day, again."

"What do you call two gay Irishmen? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald."

"How Did the Janitor Get Rich? Sweepstakes."

"It may have looked like I was doing crunches but I was just trying to get up."

"*gives up horoscopes for Lent *caves and reads horoscope ""You are weak willed and lack conviction"""

"[NSFW] What did the sperm say to the egg? Cum with me if you want to live."

"What is a goat's favourite form of comedy? Satyre."

"If you get a tattoo of a thermos, Is it now a thermostat?"