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Joke of the Day
"My dog forgot it's mother's day, again."
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"What do you call a blowjob from a midget? A low blow."
"I slept through the alarm this morning Luckily it wasn't a big fire"
"What's a feminist's favorite rapper? Feminem"
"my favourite position is 68 you do me, and i'll owe you one."
"Guess who just got laid! Not me. Probably someone, but not me."
"An atheist, a vegan, and a pot smoker walk into a bar. I know because they all immediately told everyone."
"Why is it detrimental to have a robot with repressed sexual interests? It has some kinks to work out."
"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Eye-deer"
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