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Joke of the Day
"My dog forgot it's mother's day, again."
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"Zombies are a fun reminder that the first thing people want to do when they're dead and beyond the law is murder everyone in sight."
"I'm not only the woman your Mother warned you about, I'm the one your Father highly recommended."
"I like my women like I like my coffee. On my penis."
"*proposes to girlfriend, accidentally dropping the ring in the ocean* ""I'll still marry you"" No. I'm married to the sea now *dives in*"
"What does Gordon Ramsay say when he gets a rash? IT'S FUCKING RAW!"
"Hey, Dyson vacuum guy. You invented a previously existing invention. Relax."
"Anal is like your first car You don't really want it, but your step dad gives it to you anyway"
"How did the muslim get cancer? By smoking a lot of fags."
"A grasshopper walks into a bar... And the bartender says ""Hey, we got a drink named after you."" And the grasshopper says ""You have a drink named Steve?"""