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Joke of the Day

"How Did the Janitor Get Rich? Sweepstakes."

"I'm throwing myself a circumcision party tomorrow, so anybody with a scalpel and a steady hand, stop on by. Jews welcome only with gift."

"In 21st century Deleting history is more important than making history"

"Girls love shoes... so if she throws one at you, you know she's really pissed off."

"""Let's bust this joint"" is the new tag line for the Artritis Support Group."

"Have you heard about the new advanced ABS system developed by an Israeli company? Allows any vehicle equipped with it to stop on a dime."

"Taco Bell is serving breakfast now. Because why wait until afternoon when you can get diarrhea first thing in the morning!TM"

"2 integrals are working out at the gym One asks the other 'What are you doing today?' 2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure?' 2: 'I'm definite'."

"Social media is great. Before Facebook I'd never know what the girl who wrote ""dirty Jew"" on my 8th grade locker was thankful for this year."

"Don't understand how people in depression commercials can be sad with how attractive they are."