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Joke of the Day

"What do you call two gay Irishmen? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald."

"What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised? A boo-meringue"

"I just finished watching the Curt Cobain documentary... It ended with a bang."

"What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit"

"What does the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both glide around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!"

"I'm going on an all breadcrumb diet because I've never seen a duck with a double chin."

"What do you call it when a deer knows karate? Tae-fawn-doe"

"Crocs are the most effective birth control."

"When I was a kid I used to ask my my papa... ""Whatcha doin?"" Papa would say, ""I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS."" Best advice ever."

"so my brother noticed that his church uses girls as ""altar boys"" i had to tell him that not all priests are gay."