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Joke of the Day

"*gives up horoscopes for Lent *caves and reads horoscope ""You are weak willed and lack conviction"""

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"What do Brits call a fleshlight? A blowtorch."
"Google Page 2 The best place to hide a dead body is Google Page2."
"A lost & found note as a gesture of goodwill. Whoever lost a Rolex I report ""the time now is 20 minutes after seven"""
"What are the loud, metal things that the Japanese hit? American ships."
"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, if they'll fit."
"Instead of a condom i keep a moist towelette in my wallet because i run into buffalo wings alot more often than sex"
"I'm voting for Trump... I've never seen a president assassinated."
"Sorta miss my kid today. Guess it's true what they say about not knowing what you've got until you've sold it to a gypsy."
"I like my coffee how I like my ladies Strong, black, and preferably fair trade"