85730

Joke of the Day

"Ladies don't pass gas. We just let it bubble up inside until it bursts out in the form of nonstop chatter about some chick we hate at work."

"What do you get when you have two balls in your hand? A man's undivided attention!"

"What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickleback"

"- Are you sure? -defenet... difini... difine... YES IM SURE!"

"I, for one... like Roman numerals."

"Dear Restaurant Managers: If more than 3 employees ask me how I'm enjoying my meal, I begin to wonder if you know something I don't know."

"Roses are red, violets are blue. If he's busy on Christmas, the side chick is you!"

"What's the opposite of Kathmandu? Dogwomandon't."

"Convincing my dog I really threw the ball is the closest I'll ever get to being a magician"

"""Computers will never replace humans."" - Cannibal wisdom."