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Joke of the Day

"Ladies don't pass gas. We just let it bubble up inside until it bursts out in the form of nonstop chatter about some chick we hate at work."

"Which is the most powerful colour? Super Cyan"

"Most unrealistic scene in Pacific Rim? Hundreds take shelter in a bunker during a monster attack. Not one person is tweeting."

"What I say: Get dressed Brush teeth Get in the car What my kids hear: Have a snack Shriek like monkeys Open 3 umbrellas indoors Go poop"

"How do you suffocate a redneck? Tape his mouth shut."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To have sex with your mom."

"Shot my first turkey today.. scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section..."

"Q: Why are all blacks fast? A: The slow ones are in jail."

"A coworker sent me an instant message mistakenly typing ""The cloak stopped working"" to which I responded ""OMG you can see me?!"""

"Shortest joke in the world An Irishman walks out of a bar. ...could happen."